O.K, so I have been a little ill this past weekend. Not too ill, but ill enough that I threw up for 24hrs AGAIN. I think it was a combo of a tiny little stomach bug, and NOT eating, which made me sick. For someone who feels nauseous every two hours if I don't eat, I'm not sure what was really wrong.... throwing up because I was sick, or because I was not eating..
Anyway, I'm fine now. Just a little dehydrated. My body kept every drop of water I was able to consume in the last two days. Which means.....Ummm....constipation.
I know...I know...You don't really want to know this. Too bad. I have a point I need to make.
No poop for 2 days.
This morning however my body decided it needed to go.
To cut to the chase here, I had the WIDEST,AND HARDEST poop I've ever had in my life this morning.
It was THE MOST PAINFUL THING. I screamed.....I cried...and yes I was reminded of you guessed it... What I am going to have to go through in the next 5/6 months.....CHILDBIRTH.
And I DON'T WANNA.
I REALLY....REALLY DON'T WANNA.
WORSE THAN THE POOP I HAD THIS MORNING.
Have I mentioned that I'm petrified to give birth because I vividly remember the pain???